There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
smell my finger.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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