Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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