You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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