Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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