watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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