drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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