What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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