i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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