is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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