Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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