I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Found your dick twin last night
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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