Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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