giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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