WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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