Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I could make wine with my vomit
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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