We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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