I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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