Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
