4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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