he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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