No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
