Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
