if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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