I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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