You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
