It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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