Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
