Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
