i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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