I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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