I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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