But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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