Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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