she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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