I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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