Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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