Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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