Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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