Say something about gay babies.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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