i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
