I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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