How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
a search helicopter?!
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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