You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
