rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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