Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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