he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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