Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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