Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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