i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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