This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
