Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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